peble:

offers you a drink from me wine hook

miniwixoide:

Tomorrow Gonna Is Friday

bob-belcher:

seconding guessing a decision

hyrude:

u ever have cravings that are like “you WILL eat a rice krispies treat or there will be consequences. you have 24 hours”

likeniobe:

likeniobe:

the most important thing to know about the plot of hamlet is that it’s so convoluted that the main character is kidnapped by pirates and it’s not even really a major plot point

unclefather:

someones mom: make yourself at home, would you like something to drink?

me: *very dry mouth like spongebob in sandy’s tree dome*

me: no thank you

w3k:

alycyn:

trying to be interested in something u clearly hate

lesbiangonegirl:

Wanna see literally the single funniest thing I’ve seen all year?

blackberryshawty:

bunsen:

i don’t think there’s anything worse than not being able to finish your lap in mario kart because ur in last place what kind of discrimination is that